tactical blueberry

i used to write emails. now i'm in the navy.

Mar 9

boarders ahoy!

Screenshot: Boarders Ahoy!

NATO has developed a video game. In this game, you’re doing counter-piracy ops. You’re boarding vessels, searching them, and questioning those on board. But one prominent military blogger notes, theres “not even a parrot” featured in the training scenario, and that makes it less-than-swashbuckling.

Read over the possible things-to-say in the screenshot above…there’s something about them being things you click at CGI pirates from the safety of your computer that makes them hilariously stilted. I mean, “We must search you”?

That said, obviously I’d jump at a chance to play. And one day to do the real thing?